Hammad 🤢
Bhai tu nahata kab hai? Saal mein ek baar? Teri smell itni toxic hai ke COVID bhi tujhse door bhagta hai! Muh dhona toh door, toothbrush toh tujhe pata bhi hai kya hota hai? Body odor tera bioweapon hai. Jab tu aata hai log mask pehente hain - corona ki waja se nahi, TERI waja se! Sabun se dosti kar le, warna akela marega!
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Sohaib 🛒
Ecommerce aur savor ke bina tu jeena bhool gaya hai! 24/7 screen pe chipka rehta hai jaise computer teri biwi ho. Bahar duniya hai bhai, real log hain! Tera social life = zero. Girlfriend toh chor, dost bhi nahi hain tere. Screen addiction itni hai ke agar wifi band ho jaye toh tu ro dega. Touch grass kabhi!
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Ameer Ali 💔
Khawaja ne tujhe REJECT kar dia aur tu abhi tak rota hai! Bhai move on kar, usne tujhe friendzone bhi nahi kia - BLOCK kia tha! Ab har larki ke peeche bhaag raha hai jaise desperate beggar. Tera success rate ZERO hai. Pehle apni life fix kar, finance theek kar, phir larkiyon ki soch. Tu simp hai level max!
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Raheem 🖤
Dark things, horror, creepy stuff - bhai tu khud ek horror story hai! Itna edgy banne ki koshish karega toh khud ko kaat lega. Teri personality = darkness + depression vibes. Log tujhse baat karne se darte hain, cool lagta hai tujhe? Therapist se mil, mental health important hai. Tu edgelord nahi, cringe lord hai!
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Farhan 🍌
Bhai tu insaan hai ya BANDAR? Din mein 10 dafa keela khata hai! Potassium overdose se mar jayega ek din. Tera khoon mein blood nahi, keela shake hai. Doctor ne fruit khane ko bola, sirf keela nahi! Jungle mein chala ja, wahan teri species milegi. Ek din peela ho jayega tu keela khate khate. Evolve kar thora!
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Awais 📉
Trader bolta hai khudko par kabhi PROFIT dekha hai tune? Sirf LOSS book karta hai! Bot lagata hai jaise bot lagane se paisa aaega. Bhai BOT nahi, BRAIN lagao trading mein! Itne bots lagaye hain tune, phir bhi account ZERO hai. Paper trading bhi nahi aati tujhe. Tu trader nahi, LOSER hai with extra steps. Pehle seekh, phir earn!
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